Survey

Hey: You are personally invited to participate in my dirty little survey [Can We Talk?]. In this, approximately [50,000] people will be asked to complete the survey that asks 3 simple questions about [Your Deepest Desires]. It will take approximately [5] days to complete the questionnaire if you are thorough, but you can take as few as 3 minutes if that's all you need. ~wink wink~ I won't hold it against you but you may be asked to do it again repeatedly till I'm satisfied. Your participation in this is completely voluntary. There are no foreseeable risks associated with Angelic-Demon's communications. However, if you feel uncomfortable answering any, you can withdraw from the survey after you agree to my terms, to become the president or at any other point possible. It is very important for me to know your desires. Your responses will be strictly confidential and data from this will be reported only in the aggregate or directly quoted anonymously [in which case you give full consent] of course. Your information will be coded and will remain anonymous. If you have questions at any time about the survey or the positions I'm asking you for, you may enter them into the survey as well. Thank you very much for your time and jock support. Please start the survey now by unbuttoning your pants, accepting my terms and Continue down below.

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